Tom Jones as |
Henry the Homesteader 2002 |
Name: Tom Jones Birthdate: That day was a total blur and the documentation is a pack of lies. Reason you joined the Stunt Show: I don't seem so weird when I'm around this bunch. How many grueling hours has Craig made you work on the show?: Not sure, I'll have to look at my paycheck stub. Favorite Stunt: Performing in weather conditions that span a 90 degree range. Hyperthermia to hypothermia. What advice would you give someone playing your part?: Watch for those big Craftsman tool sales. Favorite Line from any of the shows: The lines we make up when we forget or just get bored. Sorry Craig, no reflection, repitition just drives us crazy. Favorite fight partner in a show: The girl with the blown out bloomers. Favorite Character From a Movie: Barbarosa, Barbarosa! If you were stranded on a desert Island with 1 other person, who would you prefer to be with?: I actually got to live that fantasy. Unfortunately she was one hell of a swimmer. No, really: Jill, of course. She doesn't swim so well. If you could bring one luxury item, like in "Survivor", what would you bring?: HMS Queen Mary If you could have the power of 1 superhero, what would it be?: To be a god, like the mighty Thor. If you were going to play a superhero in a movie, who would you want to be directed by?: Ed Wood If you could kick one person's butt on the planet and get away with it, who would it be?: It's a crime to even say it. Words to live by: All you of Earth are idiots. Acting/Technical experience: Produced, wrote, and directed Up The Ramparts with my favorite partner, the trees stayed for every show. Several goofball roles at faires. Multiple deaths. Achievements: Outstanding IT professor. Doting father. Married once, divorced never. Any extra tidbits you want to offer: Buy low, sell high. Don't argue with idiots. If it frightens you, kill it. |