John Crane as

Shlurp the Sniveling Dragonman
1999

Name: John E. Crane, Jr.
Birthdate: Feb 6, 1970
Reason you joined the stunt show: Well, I made the mistake of telling Craig if he needed anything, just ask and I would do it. Well, as you can see, here I am. No, I am just looking to have a good time and well, this is good fun.
How many grueling hours has Craig made you work on the show?: Well, he didn't twist my arm.
Favorite Stunt:The dragonmen attacks with the High to High zip line and the Low to High zip line and the fights following.
What advice would you give someone playing your part?: Don't let someone put you in the show as a second with only 2 weeks 'til opening day. Lines and fights are not just words and making noise. They are hard work. Practice.
Favorite line from any of the shows: "With your complexion master? Oh, that's just tacky."
Favorite fight partner in a show: Trotter, and a very pretty woman who likes to get down and dirty and win. "A LOT"
Favorite character from a movie: Maggi from "Ferngully". She is wise and she makes all the plants and trees grow.
If you were stranded on a desert island with 1 other person, who would you prefer to be with?: The one thing I would even have on an island…. BEER! The question is unfair. No one but my children, and seeing that I have 4, I guess I would not take a vacation on a deserted island.
No really: OK, OK. Genevieve, because she is the loveliest woman I have ever set my eyes on.
How many articles of clothing would you be wearing?: Well, I would probably say… a bandana. You know, to wipe off the sweat. Hey, it's an island. It gets really hot.
If you could have 1 power of a super hero, what would it be?: I would not consider him a super hero, but in the movie "Powder". His powers are… well, it would take too long, but yes, Powder it is.
Words to live by: by John Crane Jr. "Be honest, true to your word. Live your life to it's fullest, each and every day!!!"
Acting/Technical experience: I have no acting skills from a school. I'm just always looking for the B.B.D. The Bigger Better Deal. I'm just having fun.
Achievements: I have pulled off many things in my life, but Hawkwood is one of my most memorable and enjoyable achievements. Truthfully.
Any extra tidbits you want to offer: To the people and town of Hawkwood:
I, John Crane, Jr., would like to say, this is the tightest and most fun-loving group of people I have ever met and worked with. I want to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart. You're always there for each other, as well as I will be there for you. Thanks again for all the friendship, trust, and love.
Your friend always, John E. Crane Jr.

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