Name: Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, Chief Metallurgist to King Phillip of Spain. Oh, alright, Prof. David L. White, PhD. Birthdate: 9/15/71 Reason you joined the Stunt Show: Well, there I was minding my own business when some really tall Fabio looking dude grabs me and puts me to work... How many grueling hours has Craig made you work on the show?: He doesn't MAKE me work, I love my job! I enjoy the bruises, scrapes, puncture wounds, slices, and gouges I get doing the stunt show. Time for my medicine now... Favorite Stunt: When we were testing out the trampoline and person after person jumped off the stairs, hit the trampoline and their knees gave way...made me feel better that I wasn't the only one to look like an idiot. What advice would you give someone playing your part?: Always check out the Tool Bargain Bin when you go to Sears, you can NEVER have too many tools! Favorite Line from any of the shows: "Where the hell is everybody!?" - Craig Favorite fight partner in a show: No one picks a fight with me, I have all the explosives! Favorite Character From a Movie: Stephen of Ireland in Braveheart If you were stranded on a desert island with 1 other person, who would you prefer to be with?: Anybody with a cellphone... No, really: Catherine Zeta-Jones If you could bring one luxury item, like in "Survivor", what would you bring?: The Professor from Gilligan's Island If you could have 1 power of a super hero, what would it be?: Invisibility, so I could sneak into places I'm not supposed to go. If you were going to play a superhero in a movie, who would you want to be directed by?: The Monty Python crew, it would be a hoot! If you could kick one person's butt on the planet and get away with it, who would it be?: People who wait until the last second to change lanes on the highway Words to live by: Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat, now that's bad for you! Acting/Technical experience: Played a piece of bread in kindergarten nutrition play Achievements: I have seen "Zardoz", how many people will even admit that? Any extra tidbits you want to offer: Don't give your money to the church, they ought to be giving their money to you.

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